HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

obscurebourgeoisie:

don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste

it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days

15 days have come and gone

and i am still asian

(Source: quasidrome, via lmaopost)

damianmcgintleman:

"you’re too young to determine your sexuality" said no one to the heterosexual teenager

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septembr13th:

call me princess and grab my butt

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ekoenigs:

danchorman:

When you think a meme is dying out:

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This is the worst post I’ve ever seen

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,,

When women scream you wonder what’s wrong with them. When men yell you get afraid about what they’re going to do.

A girl in my creative writing class said this in response to a story we read about witnessing intimate partner violence and it really fucked with my head because I’ve never, ever, ever, thought of it that way.  (via astronomized)

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piesexualdean:

turtwink:

does medusa have pubes and if so are they snakes too

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